WOW.

Oct. 28th, 2008 08:48 am
sweetsalome: (Laughing)

Leo July 23 - August 22

God will appear to you in a dream and tell you that loving you is the part of His job He hates the most.
 

sweetsalome: (Etheral)

Leo July 23 - August 22

Don't be afraid to ask loved ones for help this week. After all, they expect nothing less from a fuck-up like you.


Speaking of fuck ups I posted the wrong horoscope before!

sweetsalome: (Mask)
       I received a hospitality survey from Saint Luke's from my brief trip there last month, it asks if I was treated well, how people responded to me, etc.

At the bottom of it I wrote:  "Next time my friends and loved ones come to the big city and are systematically beaten and humiliated I shall suggest Saint Luke's highly.

P.S.  I am holding one of your nurses hostage until you get rid of my hospital bill.  I'll be in touch."

AMUSED?  PERHAPS!  A little unwell?  more likely.

Speaking of unwell I have to take care of some business today.
sweetsalome: (Tomboy)

Leo July 23 - August 22

Late summer is a good time for you to step back and take stock of your life. Coincidentally, early fall is a good time to explore dignified methods of suicide.

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