sweetsalome: (sun dreaming)
Salome ([personal profile] sweetsalome) wrote2008-07-19 12:54 pm

Oh, sweet Jane.

I had a dream that I was in a beach house with strangers, everything seemed normal, but there was something wrong. Weird things started to happen around the house, the lights kept going on and off, things would disappear and the weather outside turned cold. Someone outside started to dig under the porch and things started to get colder, in fact it started to snow. As more sand was pushed aside a body was reveled, half decayed, bloated, lips and the bottom half of the face pulled back to show off their teeth, like they were smiling.

It was like Pandora's box. Everyone could feel the evil coming off of the body. They went back inside, they went back and they wanted to leave, but they couldn't. The colder it got the more the wind picked up and from the ocean rose a monster, a Leviathan, and as it came out of the water it destroyed the house, forcing anyone left out into the cold.  The monster got the rest of them as they ran away.

Secrets that are buried rarely ever stay that way.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
No one survives the tickle monster. No one.

Because I am freaking hungry, and I am living vicariously. Baked potato?

[identity profile] johncasey.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I will.

Yes, a baked potato. Now, go eat.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
NEVAR! I WILL TRIUMPH!

You know how much effort that requires?

[identity profile] johncasey.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
No.

Depends on how nice of a meal you want. Last I checked, placing a TV dinner in the microwave didn't take much effort.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yes!

Would you believe that we don't have a microwave? Yup, we heat up everything in the oven.

[identity profile] johncasey.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
No.

Why don't you have a microwave?

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yes!

Because my grandparents live in the dark ages.

[identity profile] johncasey.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
No.

Well get them to a Buy More so they can buy one.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes, yes!

You know the last time they were in a city with one of those was like, years ago. Seriously, the only time they leave the city is to go to the next one over to go to Wal*Mart.

[identity profile] johncasey.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
No.

All right, fine. They could get them at Wal-Mart too.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yes!

You are really all about the microwave, huh? Laughs.

[identity profile] johncasey.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
No.

*shrugs* I guess my salesman side took over for a moment.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-07-21 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! I win.

It's okay, just as long as you don't take a swing at me.

[identity profile] johncasey.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
You do not.

I actually haven't hit anyone yet. But I did tackle a shoplifter.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I do too!

You told me about the shoplifter, goooo Major! I'm waiting for the day you deck a guy.

[identity profile] johncasey.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
No, you don't.

If I actually do, I'll probably be fired.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I do! Stomps foot.

This is a good point, let him take a swing at you first.

[identity profile] johncasey.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
*rolls eyes*

I'd be too tempted to swing back.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Makes a goofy face.

Well after he takes a swing at you, it would be self defense if you hit him back.

[identity profile] johncasey.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I could easily block his punch.

Of course, I could easily break his knuckles while doing so.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well then that would release your need to hurt someone. Plus breaking knuckles is better then a punch in the face.

[identity profile] johncasey.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
*shrugs slightly* Maybe.