Crack!

Okay, just wanted to say that shopping online is like complete and utter crack.  Cute things should not be on the internet, they should be locked behind glass on 5th avenue where I can't get them

Case in point?  These  and  of course all of These. 

Please don't ask me why I am looking at underwear, I just got the email.  To show that I am not ONLY thinking of under things, I want this.  Rawr. 

that's it, I am stopping and going to bed!  Except cookie monster is currently sleeping on me, so I might just let him sleep here.

[Drabble] Jonba's bed time story Part I

            It was night, the windows of the house open to let in a cool breeze that made everyone sleepy after the heat and the activity of the day.  Up on the second floor Salome carefully dried off a yawning Jonba, who had just got done with a much needed bath.  Dressing him in his pajamas, she takes picks him up and carries him to his bedroom.  He's sleeping in a big boy bed, there's no crib for him at his grandparents house, but he handles it well, besides some roaming in the middle of the night.  She lays him down and kisses his forehead before giving him his Elmo doll, which he proceeds to hug tightly to his chest.  

    "How much do you love me?"  She asks, kneeling beside his bed, her arms folded across the blanket.  "This much?"  She holds her hands apart about three inches, and the boy shakes his head no.  "More?"  She holds her hands further apart, and the more they spread the more he shakes his head, up to the point where her arms stretch as far as they can go.

    "Do you love me this much?"  Finally Jonba nods and smiles, and wrapping those arms around him she gives him a big hug.  "I love you, John Baptiste, I always will."  Her lips press to his wet hair, it smells like baby shampoo, but she knows in the morning he'll mysteriously smell like pancakes again.  

( Story before bed? )

[Part two tomorrow night. . .]