This is why we can't have nice things.

Loud speaker announcement:

"I would just like to remind all students . . . "
    " . . . That smoking cystal meth is not permitted on school grounds.  Save it for home kids."

"Ah yes, the socially unacceptable way to do meth."
"As opposed to the socially acceptable way . . ."


"No, as far as I know there is no way to actually punch someone in the face with fire."
"Back to the drawing board."