sweetsalome | Stolen from Farah

1. Your Name:
2. Are we friends?
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me?
4. Would you kiss me?
5. ...with tongue?
6. Would you enjoy it?
7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out?
8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theatre?
9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you think I'm a good person?
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
15. Do you think I'm hot?
16. Would you call me just because?
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you?
18. If you could change anything about me, would you?
19. Would you have sex with me?
20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
21. What do you like most about me (looks and/or personality)?
22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

I would like to state, for the record, that I had like a ten minute debate with myself on if I should post this or not. It just seems kind of, I dunno, embarrassing?

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I love you, too.

Why would I want to sleep in a separate room? I would prefer to be in the same room with both of you.

Lots?

I don't know, he could get up in the middle of the night, or start crying. I just wanted to make sure!

As big as the universe!

That is ok. We are there to make sure that he feels better.

What's bigger then the universe?

Even if that means him having to sleep in the same bed as us?

Nothing. The universe is the biggest thing there is.

That is fine. That way he will feel safer.

Fine, I love you as much as the universe plus two.

Steals a kiss. You are an amazing Otosan.

Plus four!

Thank you. I try to be. I try to think about how my uncles, aunts and cousins treat their children.

Plus six!

How many aunts and uncles do you have, cousins for that matter? I know your sister doesn't have any children.

Plus eight!

I have 2 uncles and 1 aunt. There are a bunch of cousins. Otosan was the oldest.

Awhh plus a billion!

Mmm I like big families, all the aunts and uncles, lots of children running around. What about you?

Plus 2 billionjillionzillion.

I do, too. Most of the children are around the same age, though my aunt had a surprise baby who is only now a teenager.

That's not a real number! Tackles and gnaws lightly at his neck. NOM NOM NOM!

I think the term 'surprise baby' is kind of funny. Because it takes nine months to make one, and it takes some trying to actually get pregnant.

No, no, please do not eat me! I am not tasty!

I think it is more the surprise that she could get pregnant so late. Unless someone is doing all the math and calendars and checking cycles, I think most babies are surprise babies.

Oh but you are very tasty, moon bunny!

If you're planning for it, then why would it be a surprise. Jonba was a complete surprise to me since I had no idea how people got pregnant.

No, no, I am awful! I taste like dirt!

You did not know how people got pregnant? They do not teach you this?

Licks his fore head. Mmmmmm yummy!

Catholic school. I mean I might have known deep down, but I never thought it would happen to me.

No, no, I am not yummy!

I think most teenagers do not think about it. Exactly how the mechanics work.

You aren't? evil grin Even if I lick some place else?

Teenagers don't figure there will be consequences to their actions, that's what gets them.

Well, maybe some places are yummy...

True, teenagers are invincible. It is always a shock when they discover they are not.

Oh? Where are those places? Fingers down his chest.

But we are invincible, you and I. Nothing can stop us.

Maybe a little lower?

We are also different than teenagers.

Maybe here? She scratches his tummy lightly.

How are we different?

Maybe a little lower?

We are special. You are a sun goddess and I am a moon bunny.

By passes the intended destination and rubs his upper thighs. Right here?

Moooon bunny! The best moon bunny in the world, even better then those chocolate ones.

A little higher?

There are chocolate moon bunnies? I thought they were chocolate easter bunnies.

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