I can see it now: "Okay, Al, there, put down the espresso. Al, for fucks sakes PUT IT DOWN. Okay, okay, so you're the devil, but they don't know that. No, Al you aren't REALLY the -- fine, fine, Satan, whatever. So I want you to go out there and -- ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION? Good, just go out there and rant about the evils of mankind. What's that smell? WHO GAVE HIM THE CRACK PIPE?

Whatever, shot the fucking thing."