This is why we can't have nice things.

[sweetsalome]

Loud speaker announcement:

"I would just like to remind all students . . . "
    " . . . That smoking cystal meth is not permitted on school grounds.  Save it for home kids."

"Ah yes, the socially unacceptable way to do meth."
"As opposed to the socially acceptable way . . ."


"No, as far as I know there is no way to actually punch someone in the face with fire."
"Back to the drawing board."

Comments

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

On the blackberry: Only if u r human torch

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Only know iceman! I fail ;(

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

I think iceman knows human torch.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

OMG I do know one! I forgot. Perfect.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

So, who r u burning? Stupid bitch?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Ooo language! No, she's staying away.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Gee, she haz brain?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Maybe I knocked it into place.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

So, u did good! They should not suspend you!

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

I know. U should tell them that. Felt good too.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

I will, but they will not listen to me!.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Beat them up? LOL. P.S. I ♥ you.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Am not good at beat up. Run them thru? P.S. *chu!*

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Sure! Crazy bunny. Hehe, what is that?

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Have sword, will smite! *chu!* is kiss!

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Hiro the hero, have sword will travel! Eeee! *chu* big kiss!

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

*chu!* *chu!* *chu!* I loooooooooove u!!!

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

:3 I loveeeeee youuuu more! I love all ur kisses! they make me happy.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

I loooooooooooooooove u even more!! I love kissing u! *CHU!*

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Nu-huh! Stop making me giggle in class! Will you kiss me after school, just once? MWAH!

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Ok, I c u after school?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Yes plz moon bunny

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

*After school she finds Hiro leaning against the flag pole.*

Should I be smiting someone?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Dropping her bag, she runs to him and tackles him in a hug, laughing.

Maybe, I've never seen you smite!

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

*He squeezes her.* If they would allow it, I could carry my sword the next time and make them truly nervous.