It's totally not ridiculous! It's a life style choice and totally legit, all those poor animals are being tortured and then murdered for human enjoyment and it's so disgusting! Salome doesn't even want to think about what they do to those poor cows and pigs, and chickens! And pigs are so smart and adorable they should be respected and not mindlessly butchered for their flesh.

Ha ha, no, meat is delicious, she's clearly out of her head. Whatever a phase is a phase, at least she's not drinking her own urine or living on top of a mountain.

"Oh dad, gross," which should really read: Oh dad you're a moron and I'm going to destroy you. Even if she does sort of think that a little bit she can't help but smile at his stupid joke, even as she is desperately trying to fight it back because he can't possibly know that she is okay with any of this. He is not off the hook. And if he keeps talking this nonsense about giving this other bitch a chance she is going to throw up. Seriously.

She isn't even sure what to say, she is torn between saying something stupid, doing something stupid, or punching him. Or like a combination of those three things, something like that, she doesn't have to go with one or the other and limit herself. Her tongue moves out over her lips as she reaches down to touch his chin and lift his head up from her knees because she isn't that flexible - at least not for this purpose. It's not a violent touch or an extreme one, but when she has him where she wants him she leans in and kisses his mouth.

A little clumsy at first but it will get better once she gets used to the shape of his mouth, she has kissed boys before.