"Yeah, I know, I creeped myself with that one too." It's like a cold chill goes through her at the idea of that. If she was like that she probably wouldn't know how horrible it was but since she isn't like that and can see her mother clearly, she knows how unpleasant that would be. Not only to other people in general but to her father and of course she is daddy's girl, hurting him is an impossible thing that would break her in two.

Except for when she wants to strangle the life out of him and beat him to death with something heavy and useful. Even that she is trying to forget. Thankfully he didn't take it personally, her wanting to hurt him like that, it would have been really bad if he had because then she would feel guilty. So, so guilty. In the end, he was right, it doesn't make sense to end his life, not when they have so much fun together. In the heat of the moment that wasn't what she was thinking though, she was thinking about how good it would feel and how the pain would all end if he was gone.

Causation or correlation? It could be that the reason why Carrot Top sucks so bad in his jokes is because he kills a lot of hookers.

He is too proud indeed, but she will try and take care of him whether he likes it or not, and she will dote after him because she loves him and tries to be a decent daughter. Once he is inside and in the capable hands of the hostess she takes some time to clean up in the bathroom, she is pretty sure her bra is inside out. After washing up she feels pretty much like a brand new person, completely unaware to the shenanigans her father is getting up to outside with the waitress.

Slipping into the other side of the booth she sighs and reaches for the menu. "I want to eat ALL the things."