http://sweetsalome.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] sweetsalome 2012-08-12 10:34 pm (UTC)

"Oh right, I bet you tell her something completely different when you're alone with her. I know how you work dad, caressing her, purring to her how she is your one and only. Please." Men and their cars she doesn't understand it at all, it's just a machine. Though it does run well and gets them where they need to go so she certainly can't complain. What she will do is give him a hard time about his obsession with an inanimate object. And he will give her a hard time about her steak.

"You keep that up and I'm not going to eat this and then you'll be mad, do you want to be mad? Because you'll be so mad." And then she'll have to kick his ass. Actually she won't but the next time he moos at her she is going to pinch him with her toes. She can do that, there is a gap between her big toe and second toe and it is really useful for a number of things. Picking things up from the floor, peeling bananas and of course pinching people.

He is totally killing her carnivore boner and she hasn't even taken a bite yet. JERK!

She looks over at him when he fiddles with his phone as she starts poking his thigh with her big toe and finally cutting into the steak. If she caught the little exchange between her father and the waitress she doesn't let on, mainly because she didn't catch it. He was being quiet and it was the perfect moment to actually cut a bite off her steak and take a bite without hearing him have to moo like he just swallowed one of those noise making toys.

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