That's called having an unfair advantage. Just watch it old man, one day you'll be weak and feeble and she'll have to put you in a nursing home. How you treat her now will how she will decide which one to pick. No, he could tease her and tease her and she would still take care of him till the day that he died. She just might hasten it with a pillow to his face. A pillow that reads: TROLOLOLOLOL.
"I like how you draw the line there when it comes to dinner conversation." It's probably a good stopping point, knife and blood play during sex is not something that is really suitable for the dinner table. Car fucking and incest clearly are, but then again it's pretty much how they've been spending their free time lately, so it's not so unbelievable that those topics of conversation are okay.
"I would appreciate that," she likes his laugh, she thinks he should laugh more actually. Maybe it just seems like a rare occurrence to her, maybe she just hasn't been paying attention. It seems like a long time since she got a honest laugh out of him.
Weird.
Wieirder.
Whoa, what, holyshit . . . If she looks surprised it's because she is, and maybe a little frightened. It's not something you want happening to you, lights going dim in a restaurant where a large number of zombies could be lurking about in the shadows. Hillbilly zombies which are really fucking scary if you think about it. When the shock wears off she is glad for the dim light of the restaurant because she is blushing and really wanting to just kind of shrivel up and die right there on the spot. There should be an emergency release button on this booth so she could just sink down into oblivion.
It's really kind of creepy actually.
Maybe a little sweet.
Totally embarrassing.
When they finish and all start clapping she watches the sparkler burn low on the little stick, is she supposed to blow it out or just let it run it's course? "Thank you, thank you, that was lovely . . ." because she wants to be polite before she dies of utter mortification. Someone with obvious missing teeth is totally going to come up to her and make a comment, she just knows it. The problem is, they are just being nice but it's just so creepy, it's hard to know what to do in situations like this.
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Date: 2012-08-13 12:07 am (UTC)"I like how you draw the line there when it comes to dinner conversation." It's probably a good stopping point, knife and blood play during sex is not something that is really suitable for the dinner table. Car fucking and incest clearly are, but then again it's pretty much how they've been spending their free time lately, so it's not so unbelievable that those topics of conversation are okay.
"I would appreciate that," she likes his laugh, she thinks he should laugh more actually. Maybe it just seems like a rare occurrence to her, maybe she just hasn't been paying attention. It seems like a long time since she got a honest laugh out of him.
Weird.
Wieirder.
Whoa, what, holyshit . . . If she looks surprised it's because she is, and maybe a little frightened. It's not something you want happening to you, lights going dim in a restaurant where a large number of zombies could be lurking about in the shadows. Hillbilly zombies which are really fucking scary if you think about it. When the shock wears off she is glad for the dim light of the restaurant because she is blushing and really wanting to just kind of shrivel up and die right there on the spot. There should be an emergency release button on this booth so she could just sink down into oblivion.
It's really kind of creepy actually.
Maybe a little sweet.
Totally embarrassing.
When they finish and all start clapping she watches the sparkler burn low on the little stick, is she supposed to blow it out or just let it run it's course? "Thank you, thank you, that was lovely . . ." because she wants to be polite before she dies of utter mortification. Someone with obvious missing teeth is totally going to come up to her and make a comment, she just knows it. The problem is, they are just being nice but it's just so creepy, it's hard to know what to do in situations like this.
Besides make a face at your troll dad.