Clean up in isle 3

[sweetsalome]

        I am sick and I would like to bash my head open with a rock so I can finally find that little tiny man with a pitch fork that runs around screaming all the time.

*Whimper*

It is funny that a man with a farm implement will be my down fall.

Comments

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

The....what in your head?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

A very small man that goes around screaming and shaking a pitchfork.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Why do you think one of them is in your head?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Because that's what it feels like.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe with some rest the little man will give up and run out one of your ears. *grins, trying to cheer her up*

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

He sounds like the little leprechaun from the Simpson's. You might be on to something. How are you doing, Chuck?

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Yikes.

I'm...okay. I guess...

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

You guess? What's wrong? What happened?! Oh Lord your pregnant.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

That's kinda...biologically impossible. And before you ask, neither is Sarah.

But...well my ex Jill came into town. And we sorta...um...reconnected a bit...and um...*clears throat* anyway....well, I thought maybe I'd have a chance with her again but...it turned out she was a liar and was going to hurt Sarah so...that's been my week.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I was just going through what my Grandmother asks me every time I'm having a bad day.

Oh man, Chuck I am so sorry! Is Sarah okay, are you okay? Poor, Chuck!

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

It's okay.

Sarah's fine and I'm okay too. Well, still a bit...emotionally confused I guess, but otherwise okay. I mean...Sarah's okay in the sense that Jill didn't hurt her, but...I think she's still a bit upset with me. Though we talked about it an she's not pissed now...just...yeah. Maybe not quite forgiven me yet.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Well that's completely understandable, I mean you reconnected with Jill and you were with Sarah, right? At least she's not as pissed now as before. The good thing is that you talked about it and you're trying to make amends.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Yes, I did. S-so, I don't blame Sarah for being upset.

Hopefully, you know, everything will be okay between Sarah and I soon. And...I guess it's a good thing I finally learned the truth about Jill. I kinda didn't get over her after she dumped me originally. But now...now I know the truth about her. So I can finally move on from all that.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Oh, Chuck I am really sorry to hear about all of this, I mean I guess its good that you can look on the bright side of all of this. Was this Jill a crazy woman? I mean is she pure evil?

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Given what I learned about her...I'd say she is pretty evil.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Are we talking about Grinch evil or Emperor Palpatine evil?

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

*thinks for a moment* Definitely above Grinch. I dunno if she's quite Emperor Palpatine evil. I'd like to believe she wouldn't be that evil but she did try to hurt my girlfriend. So...what's a notch below the Emperor?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Considers this question very seriously. Grand Moff Tarkin?

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Okay, maybe another notch below that. I don't think Jill would be all that keen on blowing up an entire planet.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

I am unfamiliar with the rest of the Imperial hierarchy. How about Jabba the Hutt? Do you think she'd encase someone in carbonite?

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

That works since...she'd probably do that much. Though um, she's not ugly. But evil wise, it works.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

I can't picture you dating anyone as big as Jabba the Hutt.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

No, no no...

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Giggles helplessly. Sorry, your expression is rather priceless.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Just the thought kinda...weirded me out.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Understandable, we won't mention it again. How are you holding up from everything?

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Hanging in there, I guess. Sarah and I talked things over so she's not as angry with me but, yeah...I know it was wrong of me and all. So, I guess I feel guilty and and a bit...I dunno betrayed. I mean, I know I betrayed Sarah but Jill betrayed me too so...yeah. A mix of things that...well, will take a bit to sorta deal with.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Those are two of the worst feelings in the world, betrayed and guilty. Sometimes we just get absorbed in what's going on and what we need, that we forget about the people around us. You know things will work out, they'll get better, just you wait and see!

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

I hope so. I really do.

Th-thanks for listening, Salome.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Any time, Chuck, if I can't do anything or give decent, sound advice. I can always listen. I like to listen.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

*smiles* Well, if I can return the favor for you sometime, I'll gladly listen whenever something's bothering you.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Awh shucks, that's swell! It's nice to have someone to talk to. Thanks.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Am I going to have to eat your head?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Maybe, I don't need it anyway.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Oh, Salome.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Hank.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

If only you had faith, little one.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

I'm a child of the twenty-first century, I don't need faith, I have google.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

It cannot save you.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooo great google godddddd! We humbly bow before youuuuuu.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Are you ready to dance, Salome?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Is this going to require me moving from my bed because if it does: No.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Very well.