OMGWTFBBQ?!

[sweetsalome]

    I just wanted to say thank youuuuuu to whoever nominated me for these Tammy awards!  How freaking awesome possum is THAT?  I've never been nominated for ANYTHING so this is like, totally shocking.  I saw a lot of people I know either nominated or given honorable mention and I think it is just totally spiffy that so many people can be included in on this! 

    I think everyone should just win, I mean we can all have a BIG collective hug and some cake and then part in our dress up clothes!  OMG will there be a party?  I so totally love parties, because everyone is so beautiful at parties!  The dresses, the suits, oh it's all so fabulous!  I need a dress, man, I'll have to find something to wear.  OH Mortie will you come to the party with me, Please?  It will be fun!

CAKE!  Mmmm I want cake!  So, besides the cake and the dress, I think you should totally go and vote!  Because democracy is how this country is run, RITE?!  So, go HERE and vote for who you want to win!  You can only vote for one person in each category which totally SUCKS because I think everyone should win!

But I totally won't hate you if you vote for me, In fact, I'll give you a hug!  Heck I'll give hugs to people who don't vote for me, because hugs are the best thing EVAR.

So, In conclusion, Thank you for the nomination it means sooo much!  So now, go out, have fun and I hope you all have a beautiful, wonderful day!  

Comments

OOC-Cake?!

[terry-crabtree.livejournal.com]

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Cake! Just wanted to say congrats with your nom :D

Re: OOC-Cake?!

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

OMFG BEST LOOKING CAKE EVAR!

Thank you! Thank you tons! Would you like a piece of cake?

Re: OOC-Cake?!

[terry-crabtree.livejournal.com]

I know right? Giant cupcake..cake..thing is simply made of awesome.

No problem, and sure *offers up plate*

Re: OOC-Cake?!

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

A cake that looks like a cupcake, totally blows my mind. Though I now have this urge to pick it up and smash it into someones face. *whistles*

*Cuts off a slice and hands it over.*

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

Congratulations.

Of my mun weren't a daft cow, and paid attention to when the nominations were taking place she thinks you should have gotten mentioned for a couple of other categories as well.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Awh, that's okay, two is more then enough, other wise I'll get an ego or something. No one wants that! *Laughed*

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

and WHAT is up with the bear suit????

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I AM LEFT ALONE. Actually I suggested that Aryn have someone dress up as a bear for her party. I liked the idea.

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

Mortie is going to get her a babysitter for when he has to work, lol.

Aryn needs a bear. And maybe a monkey in a fez. And some midgets who juggle...monkeys in fezzes.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

I've been doing a lot of Pixy Stix tonight, so that certainly explains it too.

OMFG Monkey in a fez. BEST THING EVAR.

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

Add an organ grinder and some peanuts...

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

WILL THERE BE AN ELEPHANT?

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

We should tell her to get an elephant.

Or a CAMEL. Tell her to get a CAMEL.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

HAHAH she will kill us.

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

She threatens to do that to me on a daily basis, it's okay.

Tell her it likes to eat surgeons, she'll be okay with it.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

*Scribbles furiously.*

Okay, okay, I got that. Would you like fries with that?

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

Yes, actually. And um...I'm feeling a little Canadian tonight so add cheese and gravy on top. Fried onions too.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. *Calls back.* Make that a couple bees in a blanket and turn it into a heart attack.

*Snaps gum* For here or to go?

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

Either, but put it on Aryn's tab.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

I need to talk to her, because her tab is like 20 large right now.

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

That WHORE

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

Also, Mortie would like to marry that icon.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

I KNOW.

What, this one?

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

Yes, THAT one.

Stupid muse. I told him to go for the bear suit.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

She can take the bear suit off, because under the fur she does look a lot like that. *Grin,*

She wouldn't tell him no.

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

Oh good lord. He does not need THAT thought in his head as of yet.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

What? Her out of the bear suit? I think he's seen her like that before.

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

He has, yes but I really don't need him thinking about the fact that she was naked in a rented bear suit. Bleach and scrub brush mean anything to Salome?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Well she's not NAKED, she's clothed under that, and who said that it's a rental, huh, huh?

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

He says it better be a rental.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Well . . . I mean . . . of course it is. Salome wants a puppy!

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

He would possibly be on board with that once it's settled that she's staying in CA to take care of it

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

. . . Really? She doesn't believe him. But she promises to take good care of him and do everything so Mortie wouldn't even know he's there!

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

Oh, there'd be much puppy training and puppy crate and puppy confined to the kitchen until puppy understands he can't pee on things or eat the couch...but he'd go for an apartment sized dog if it would make her happy.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Salome is very happy. And well, that's all that she seems to care about . . . oh look she found a piece of string.

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

haha

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

You and Mortie are so good to put up with her shit. Do you want to continue on from last night?

[pdg-mortie.livejournal.com]

We can, sure.

And I enjoy tormenting him, so it's all good.