[meme] Seven Deadly Sins.
Jun. 29th, 2008 06:45 amWRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? Myself, for not keeping it together.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Betrayal.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes, why the freak not?
4. How about the same sex? Yes, I don't see why I shouldn't, just because they have a X chromosome?
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? My father. That's really nothing new.
6. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? It really depends, I tend to forgive, but not forget.
7. Have you ever threatened someone's life.... and meant it? Yes. Sometimes, you shouldn't mess with me.
1. Who did you last get angry with? Myself, for not keeping it together.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Betrayal.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes, why the freak not?
4. How about the same sex? Yes, I don't see why I shouldn't, just because they have a X chromosome?
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? My father. That's really nothing new.
6. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? It really depends, I tend to forgive, but not forget.
7. Have you ever threatened someone's life.... and meant it? Yes. Sometimes, you shouldn't mess with me.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't? Shower.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I've slept days, but that's because I was on medication.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? My mother.
4. What is the last lame excuse that you made? I am too young.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes, all the freaking time.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Running after Jonba is always a workout.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? I don't have an alarm clock.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Jomba Juice Smoothies.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Dark, love dark meat.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I don't remember how many I had, I passed out, and I feel horrible about it.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? I'm really skinny, which is good for some things. Not when it comes to jeans.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? All of the above.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Excuse me?
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? Does dad's credit card counts?
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Coach, Ralph Lauren.
3. If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? Jonba's college, give the rest away.
4. Would you rather be rich or famous? Neither. Fuck money. Fuck your name in the paper.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? No, I would rather be happy then rich.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Once, on accident, I gave it back.
7. Would you kill your grandfather after reading in his will that he's left you hundreds of thousands of dollars? No, I love my grandfather.
PRIDE
1. What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? I don't know [locked to those who know] Giving birth to Jonba [/locked]
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Nothing that I would repeat here.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Have a normal, happy family.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? In some things, I want to be good, I want to make someone proud.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Hahaha, noooo.
6. Have you ever cheated to get a better score? Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? I baked cookies with my grandma. NOT FROM A BOX.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? you want an exact number? More then should.
2. How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? A lot. I watch. Plus there are always naked people around the house.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? Oh god, all the time, it's so embarrassing. I take comfort in the knowledge that everyone does it.
4. Have you "done it"? Uh, yes, a couple of times.
5. What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? Mouths, throats, oh, uh, everything. But mostly mouths.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Yes. A lot. Freaking a.
7. How often do you think about sex? More then I think is normal. All the time. It's really impossible being my father's child.
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Nothing.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? No one, I don't even have a space to trade with.
3. If you could be anyone in the world, who would you be? The Queen of England. Because I am uncreative.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes. It happens all the time. No one has ever been faithful to me.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? My mouth is freaked up, I wish I had bigger tits. YEAH there I said it!
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Confidence. Being good enough.
7. Have you ever stolen something you wanted from someone else? Yes.
DEADLY SINNER
Which deadly sin do you practice most often? Lust or Wrath
Which deadly sin do you practice least often? Pride
Which deadly sin is your favorite to act on? Lust.
Which deadly sin do you despise in others? pride.
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't? Shower.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I've slept days, but that's because I was on medication.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? My mother.
4. What is the last lame excuse that you made? I am too young.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes, all the freaking time.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Running after Jonba is always a workout.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? I don't have an alarm clock.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Jomba Juice Smoothies.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Dark, love dark meat.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I don't remember how many I had, I passed out, and I feel horrible about it.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? I'm really skinny, which is good for some things. Not when it comes to jeans.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? All of the above.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Excuse me?
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? Does dad's credit card counts?
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Coach, Ralph Lauren.
3. If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? Jonba's college, give the rest away.
4. Would you rather be rich or famous? Neither. Fuck money. Fuck your name in the paper.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? No, I would rather be happy then rich.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Once, on accident, I gave it back.
7. Would you kill your grandfather after reading in his will that he's left you hundreds of thousands of dollars? No, I love my grandfather.
PRIDE
1. What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? I don't know [locked to those who know] Giving birth to Jonba [/locked]
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Nothing that I would repeat here.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Have a normal, happy family.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? In some things, I want to be good, I want to make someone proud.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Hahaha, noooo.
6. Have you ever cheated to get a better score? Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? I baked cookies with my grandma. NOT FROM A BOX.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? you want an exact number? More then should.
2. How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? A lot. I watch. Plus there are always naked people around the house.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? Oh god, all the time, it's so embarrassing. I take comfort in the knowledge that everyone does it.
4. Have you "done it"? Uh, yes, a couple of times.
5. What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? Mouths, throats, oh, uh, everything. But mostly mouths.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Yes. A lot. Freaking a.
7. How often do you think about sex? More then I think is normal. All the time. It's really impossible being my father's child.
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Nothing.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? No one, I don't even have a space to trade with.
3. If you could be anyone in the world, who would you be? The Queen of England. Because I am uncreative.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes. It happens all the time. No one has ever been faithful to me.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? My mouth is freaked up, I wish I had bigger tits. YEAH there I said it!
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Confidence. Being good enough.
7. Have you ever stolen something you wanted from someone else? Yes.
DEADLY SINNER
Which deadly sin do you practice most often? Lust or Wrath
Which deadly sin do you practice least often? Pride
Which deadly sin is your favorite to act on? Lust.
Which deadly sin do you despise in others? pride.
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Date: 2008-06-30 03:21 am (UTC)That is my biggest regret, you know.
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Date: 2008-06-30 03:23 am (UTC)It's okay Mortie. How have you been?
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Date: 2008-06-30 03:31 am (UTC)If you don't want me there, just say so. I don't blame you and I won't hold it against you. I only want you to be safe and happy.
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Date: 2008-06-30 03:37 am (UTC)No, I didn't say that, I just wanted to tell you that I am safe. I told you I would get him locked up again. I want to go back out to LA.
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Date: 2008-06-30 03:42 am (UTC)The phone works both ways you know.
And you also know you can come back here any time you want. You have a place to stay. Always.
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Date: 2008-06-30 03:46 am (UTC)I am so sorry, it's my fault, I won't do it again.
Do you want me to come back?
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Date: 2008-06-30 03:48 am (UTC)None of this is your fault, stop that.
I want you to do what makes you happiest, and if that's being here then yes, come home.
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Date: 2008-06-30 03:51 am (UTC)Nodded quickly. Yes, sorry, I will stop.
I need to get things settled here, I need to make arrangements with my grandparents.
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