my horoscope

[sweetsalome]

Leo July 23 - August 22

Late summer is a good time for you to step back and take stock of your life. Coincidentally, early fall is a good time to explore dignified methods of suicide.

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Comments

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Oh surely your mother never said that I would do anything. I am not like other men who play footsie to toy with a young lady's feelings.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Well she didn't mention you by name specifically. . .Fluttering of lashes, distress, classic damsel behavior. Gee wilikers! I am in a pickle, I guess a little footsie wouldn't hurt!

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

And you may find you like it. *He's back to waggling his eyebrows.*

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Oooo! But I thought liking things was sinful! You can almost hear the organ music playing in the background.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

You like your friends - that is not sinful. You like carrots - also not a sin. You like hugs, do you not? They are not sinful either. Liking footsie is just like that. *He could twirl his mustache at this point, if he had one.*

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Ooooh I guess you have a point. Clasping her hands together she puts them to her cheek. Then it must not be wrong! You'll have to promise to be gentle, Count Nakamura!

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

I will be very gentle. *He toes off his shoes.* We will start with socks on...

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Now she's just trying hard not to laugh as she toes her own shoes off. I don't look fat in these socks, do I?

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Of course not! Do not worry your pretty head about that at all. You have very slender, pretty feet. *His toes are gently playing with hers.* See! Is this not fun?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Mr. Nakamura you say the nicest things! Giggling she pushes her toes forward so they rub up against his. I like it, it's very fun.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

*He begins to gently pull her socks off her feet with his toes.* A lot of fun.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

She tries so hard not to giggle, but it does kind of giggle. Oh no! I'll be naked! No one has ever seen me without my socks! I'll be scandalized! Even as she protests she wiggles her feet out of her socks.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

No one will ever know. *He sounds absolutely lewd, but trying to sound sincere. He definitely would be twirling his mustache if he had one.* I will be gentle...

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Oh my! Whatever shall I dooo? Eyelashes flutter, and she grabs his socks with her toes, slowly tugging them off. Let me see what you're hiding, Mr. Nakamura . . .

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

*Hiro lets her pull off his socks, slyly smirking the entire time.* Is it as good for you as it is for me?