sweetsalome: (legs)
Salome ([personal profile] sweetsalome) wrote2008-12-07 09:37 am

Drool on my pillow reminds me of you!

    Do you think Juliet would have liked Romeo as much as she did if he wasn't her family's enemy?

On a similar note, I think Romeo and Juliet is over played, and I truly hate that stupid play.  This may or may not have something to do with my test I have on in in English next tuesday.

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2008-12-08 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I think it is over-played because it is so popular with teenagers. A lot of things like that are over-played.

I hope you do well on your test, despite the subject.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-12-08 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
This is very, very true. I wished that we could go see the Opera down in the city but nooooo. They wouldn't like that.

I think I will, I'm not worried.

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2008-12-08 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
They will not let you see an opera? I would think that would be classic literature.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-12-08 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
I honestly believe that they think a group of eighteen year olds can't sit through an entire opera. Knowing my class they probably aren't tooo far off base but STILL.

Plus they'd have to go in to the BIG evil CITY with LIGHTS! Laughs.

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2008-12-08 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no! *Looks mock horrified.* Not...the BIG EVIL CITY!!!

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-12-08 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Cracks up. I hear they have those talkin' picture shows, and horseless carriages ALL over the place now.

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2008-12-09 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
For shame! Such sinful pastimes! It may lead to...fun.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-12-09 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Fun leads to devil behavior like DANCING and showing off ankles!

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Which leads to...heavy petting and boys and girls being bad!

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
OH NO! Not heavy petting! That's the devils playground!

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
And we cannot have that! People may believe that they are allowed to enjoy life!

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-12-13 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Pleasure and happiness is baddddd, repression and missionary style sex to make babies is goooddddd

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2008-12-14 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*Hiro makes a shocked look.* You mean there is another position other than missionary? It cannot be!

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-12-14 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Nods seriously. Apparently some of our scientists discovered it in their research. It's come as a shock to us all!

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no! People will think that sex is fun! It is unnatural!

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
We BOTH know that sex is dirty and is for making babies. I think we'll need to burn some heretics just by TALKING about this.

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Where do we find them?

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
We have to set a trap. A couple having sex next to a burning bible. People who look, we capture them!

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
So, we should be peeping through windows?

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Or hiding behind bushes. *nods*

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you have a spy scope? It would make things much easier.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but I can find one! I think crouching in bushes is more devious though.

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2008-12-22 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Just as long as we do not pick bushes with pricklers or something that will make us itchy.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-12-27 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
We can just uproot a bush and carry it with us!

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps we should get one on wheels. After all, it cannot be a small bush that would be easily carried or we would be seen!

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2008-12-28 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I like that very much! We'll have to make sure the wheels don't squeak, no one likes a squeaking bush! It would give us away.

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
WD40 should help. We just have to make sure we keep a can of it with us at all times.

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
WD40, a portable bush, binoculars, a torch, and pitch fork. I can see NOTHING wrong with this plan.

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hurray! When do we start?

[identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Thinks about this. Seriously. We need to set a trap.




ooc: sws post: "Welcome heretics! fresh baked cookies inside!"
Edited 2009-01-02 14:18 (UTC)

[identity profile] powered-otaku.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
You are right. What should we use as the lure? Sexy magazines?

OOC: Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

BTW, 2 RP posts set up if you want to join in on my LJ