Drool on my pillow reminds me of you!

[sweetsalome]

    Do you think Juliet would have liked Romeo as much as she did if he wasn't her family's enemy?

On a similar note, I think Romeo and Juliet is over played, and I truly hate that stupid play.  This may or may not have something to do with my test I have on in in English next tuesday.

Comments

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Pleasure and happiness is baddddd, repression and missionary style sex to make babies is goooddddd

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

*Hiro makes a shocked look.* You mean there is another position other than missionary? It cannot be!

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Nods seriously. Apparently some of our scientists discovered it in their research. It's come as a shock to us all!

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Oh no! People will think that sex is fun! It is unnatural!

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

We BOTH know that sex is dirty and is for making babies. I think we'll need to burn some heretics just by TALKING about this.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Where do we find them?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

We have to set a trap. A couple having sex next to a burning bible. People who look, we capture them!

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

So, we should be peeping through windows?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Or hiding behind bushes. *nods*

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Do you have a spy scope? It would make things much easier.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

No, but I can find one! I think crouching in bushes is more devious though.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Just as long as we do not pick bushes with pricklers or something that will make us itchy.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

We can just uproot a bush and carry it with us!

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we should get one on wheels. After all, it cannot be a small bush that would be easily carried or we would be seen!

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Oh I like that very much! We'll have to make sure the wheels don't squeak, no one likes a squeaking bush! It would give us away.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

WD40 should help. We just have to make sure we keep a can of it with us at all times.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

WD40, a portable bush, binoculars, a torch, and pitch fork. I can see NOTHING wrong with this plan.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Hurray! When do we start?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Thinks about this. Seriously. We need to set a trap.




ooc: sws post: "Welcome heretics! fresh baked cookies inside!"

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

You are right. What should we use as the lure? Sexy magazines?

OOC: Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

BTW, 2 RP posts set up if you want to join in on my LJ