Drool on my pillow reminds me of you!

[sweetsalome]

    Do you think Juliet would have liked Romeo as much as she did if he wasn't her family's enemy?

On a similar note, I think Romeo and Juliet is over played, and I truly hate that stupid play.  This may or may not have something to do with my test I have on in in English next tuesday.

Comments

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

I think it is over-played because it is so popular with teenagers. A lot of things like that are over-played.

I hope you do well on your test, despite the subject.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

This is very, very true. I wished that we could go see the Opera down in the city but nooooo. They wouldn't like that.

I think I will, I'm not worried.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

They will not let you see an opera? I would think that would be classic literature.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

I honestly believe that they think a group of eighteen year olds can't sit through an entire opera. Knowing my class they probably aren't tooo far off base but STILL.

Plus they'd have to go in to the BIG evil CITY with LIGHTS! Laughs.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Oh no! *Looks mock horrified.* Not...the BIG EVIL CITY!!!

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Cracks up. I hear they have those talkin' picture shows, and horseless carriages ALL over the place now.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

For shame! Such sinful pastimes! It may lead to...fun.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Fun leads to devil behavior like DANCING and showing off ankles!

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Which leads to...heavy petting and boys and girls being bad!

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

OH NO! Not heavy petting! That's the devils playground!

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

And we cannot have that! People may believe that they are allowed to enjoy life!

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Pleasure and happiness is baddddd, repression and missionary style sex to make babies is goooddddd

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

*Hiro makes a shocked look.* You mean there is another position other than missionary? It cannot be!

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Nods seriously. Apparently some of our scientists discovered it in their research. It's come as a shock to us all!

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Oh no! People will think that sex is fun! It is unnatural!

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

We BOTH know that sex is dirty and is for making babies. I think we'll need to burn some heretics just by TALKING about this.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Where do we find them?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

We have to set a trap. A couple having sex next to a burning bible. People who look, we capture them!

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

So, we should be peeping through windows?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Or hiding behind bushes. *nods*

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Do you have a spy scope? It would make things much easier.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

No, but I can find one! I think crouching in bushes is more devious though.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Just as long as we do not pick bushes with pricklers or something that will make us itchy.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

We can just uproot a bush and carry it with us!

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we should get one on wheels. After all, it cannot be a small bush that would be easily carried or we would be seen!

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Oh I like that very much! We'll have to make sure the wheels don't squeak, no one likes a squeaking bush! It would give us away.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

WD40 should help. We just have to make sure we keep a can of it with us at all times.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

WD40, a portable bush, binoculars, a torch, and pitch fork. I can see NOTHING wrong with this plan.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Hurray! When do we start?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Thinks about this. Seriously. We need to set a trap.




ooc: sws post: "Welcome heretics! fresh baked cookies inside!"

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

You are right. What should we use as the lure? Sexy magazines?

OOC: Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

BTW, 2 RP posts set up if you want to join in on my LJ