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Guy:  So, like my murder-boner is only like at half mass here.

Date: 2008-06-02 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terry-crabtree.livejournal.com
And where did you hear that?

Date: 2008-06-02 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com
Walking down the side walk, HONESTLY! I think the word "kill-gasm" was also used.

Date: 2008-06-02 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terry-crabtree.livejournal.com
Someone obviously has a weird fetish.

Date: 2008-06-02 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com
It was really funny for some reason, I wish I had heard all of the conversation.

Date: 2008-06-02 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terry-crabtree.livejournal.com
That's the problem with overhearing interesting one-liners makes you want to stop and listen to the rest of the conversation.

Date: 2008-06-02 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com
I should have followed them! But that might have been a little creepy. Good one liners can stand alone though.

Date: 2008-06-02 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terry-crabtree.livejournal.com
Just a little.

Definitely, for example: "Sir, you are young and not unattractive, I am sure you can find someone else to sleep with you on the train.."-Conductor, to a guy holding train doors for his girlfriend

Date: 2008-06-02 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com
Laughed. Where did you hear that?! That's great!

Date: 2008-06-02 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terry-crabtree.livejournal.com
The subway this afternoon, the conductors have some pretty good lines every now and then.

Date: 2008-06-02 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com
New York conductors do not fuck around. My friend once got yelled at because she was standing in the way of the doors clothing.

Date: 2008-06-02 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com
Apparently he wasn't totally murder excited?

Date: 2008-06-02 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com
Eh. You know how I feel about that.

As long as we're on the subject, though...

Date: 2008-06-02 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com
You are right, I do. We don't have to talk about it.

Yes?

Date: 2008-06-02 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com
I imagine you could excite a man if you put your mind to it.

Date: 2008-06-02 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com
Me?! She laughed and then bit her bottom lip. If I put my mind to it, sure. Most women can, and there are some really beautiful women out there.

Date: 2008-06-02 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com
Yes, there are definitely some pretty ones...

Date: 2008-06-02 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com
Are you seeing anyone? I am sure you have a beautiful woman to watch over you.

Date: 2008-06-02 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com
Why would you think that?

Date: 2008-06-02 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetsalome.livejournal.com
Because you are interesting to talk to, you can fly, and you are handsome. I think you are pretty funny too. What more could a person want?

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